You are Miss obsess. Big?Exactly who is this Sam Jones?
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Big was tricky.And where is this fabulous party?
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I still don't know what happened.The next evening, Miranda had a date with my detective.
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You should have a relationship rear-view mirror.I'm having an anxiety attack.
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Relationships may appear closer than they Actually are.The most gorgeous man I've met is in my liv-ing room.
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I didn't obsess about Aidan.I can't figure out what to wear.
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Aidan was clear. He moved on.Breathe.
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It's much easier for men to move on.Shut your eyes, and go with your first in-stinct.
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is it?I've been in here for 20 minutes.
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Please! The ratio of women to men in this city is huge.By now he thinks I'm a freak.
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They can sit outside, have a beer and wait for the Jessicas and Susans to come to them.I'll be right there.
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Maybe we only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished.What are you so worked up about?
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I can guarantee that Trey isn't sitting around with his friends, obsessing about what went wrong.He's too good-looking for me.
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Men never think anything is their fault.I don't have outfits that go with Hunk.
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I wish there were no men.Wait. Maybe this is karma.
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Call someone, she's gone insane.You're getting what you deserve.
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If there were no men, then we wouldn't feel hurt.Right.
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And we wouldn't be disappointed.Maybe after years of odd men, the universe is throwing me a bone.
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And we wouldn't be spending our night ob-sessing about them.If you're lucky, a boner as well.
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I'm so over men.ok, I can do this.
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What? I am.Now go and have fun.
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Later that night I got to thinking about men, women and relationships.Tell Detective Stevens, if he sees a woman wearing pink suede Blahnik sandals, bring her in for questioning.
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Or more to the point, how women feel men disappoint them in relationships.While I ascribed thoughts of karma to for-tune cookie psychology, I wondered, does a string of bad dates equal one good one?
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Then a radical, earth-shattering thought popped into my head.And will treating someone badly in one rela-tionship ensure that you'll be treated badly
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What if everything isn't the man's fault?in the next?
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After a certain age and a certain number of relationships, if it still isn't working and the ex's seem to be moving on and we don't,Does everything that goes around Come around?
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perhaps the problem isn't the last boyfriend,If so, will it come around to bite you in the ass?
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Or the one before him Or even the one before him.is there such a thing as relationship karma?
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Could it be that the problem isn't them, but horror of horrors, is it us?Later, I accompanied Samantha to a party thrown by Sam Jones.
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Downtown, the ''Up-my-ass Players''I can't believe we're going to the party of a total stranger.
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were in the middle Of their late night reper-tory.It's not a total stranger, we do share the same name.
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''Much Ado About Up My Ass'' and ''Long Day's Journey Up My Ass''.Why are you walking so slow?.
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Samantha decided if she was gonna get a good night's sleep, she'd have to test how ef-fective a PR professional she was.I keep waiting for someone to jump out and steal my bra.
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Ladies, hello.If the guy's a loser, I'll tell him to stop hav-ing his friends call me, and We'll go for din-ner. if not, who knows? His friend sounded cute.
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I live right up there, the loft within earshot.How can you tell over the phone?
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As much as I respect a woman's right for a little something with certain New Jersey gen-tlemen, I have a request.I can.
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I have a very early business meeting.Besides, Washington Square - very money address.
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And I think we all know, there are certain dark circles even the best make-up can't cov-er.I feel like there's some cosmic purpose to all this.
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Am I right?It's too much of a coincidence.
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Sorry to wake you, baby.What was the cosmic purpose of my getting snubbed by Natasha?
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We'll take it down here.If I told you I had information about Big and Natasha, would you consider it cosmic or a random act of gossip?
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I appreciate it.I'd have to hear it first.
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By the way, I'm Samantha.Natasha left Big. It's over.
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Destiny.She's back working for Ralph Lauren.
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chyna.oh, my God. Who told you that?
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Jo.A little bird I ed at Ralph Lauren.
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No ''e''. She got the ''e'' cut off.You waited 15 blocks to tell me that?
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Those heels are fierce, Miss Girl.I wanted you to have fun.
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Don't I know it.I can't believe I'm responsible for breaking up their marriage.
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Samantha knew how to get her way with men, even if they were half women.You're not. It probably wouldn't have worked anyway.
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What?I don't think I could feel any worse.
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'Rough night?'Here we are.
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Who is this?It's a dorm.
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It's me.Look at that, I feel worse.
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I didn't recognize your voice.Do you think these cute boys are still in col-lege?
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You sounded different.Yes.
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Did I wake you?I'm going to find Sam Jones, and then we're outta here.
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It's only 11 :30.Excuse me. could you tell me where I can find Sam Jones?
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No, I was up late working.Sam Jones?
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And there are these chickens that crow on the roof next door.Yeah. Who are you?
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Roosters. Roosters crow.Sam Jones.
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The ''Fun on The Farm'' fact everyone's aware of but me.Excuse me?
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She left... We ended it.It appears that we have a problem here.
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I heard.We have the same name, and I'm getting all your ing calls.
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You did? How?.If you're getting all my ''ing'' calls, that explains why I'm still a virgin.
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I think it was on the news.Samantha wondered what message the uni-verse was sending her, but Miranda had no doubt.
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Could we have lunch sometime?This was fun, and I would invite you in, but you've been in, and I have a huge day tomor-row, which isn't to say I wouldn't like to see you again. I would, if you'd like... I'll call you.
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I really need to talk to you.She felt like she had just hit the cosmic jack-pot.
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Please?Please don't tell anyone we were here.
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Where?Some of those boys were cute.
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Boathouse restaurant, Central Park.Some of them were young enough... Don't you dare say it.
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How about Saturday at 2:00?Excuse me, ladies.
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Carrie?Excuse me, Mom.
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I'm nodding.Cab!
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So I'll see you at 2:00 then.Natasha fell down the stairs, now I fall down the stairs.
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Bye.This is an open and shut case of karmic retri-bution.
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Later that day, I met Miranda at my favorite thrift store, to dig for buried treasure.It was an accident.
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Do you think I can get away with a ''Hang in there, baby'' halter top?This was not an accident.
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Nobody gets away with a ''Hang in there, baby'' halter top.Yesterday, I get mugged, now I can't even get a Taxi and I can always get a Taxi. My karma is shot.
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Do you wanna go to the Hopper exhibit Sat-urday afternoon?If everything happens for a reason, why am I getting calls for Sam Jones?
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I can't. I have to work.What's the karmic connection?
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I lied.I only know about my own karma.
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I don't have to work.Maybe I should that virgin and give him the great first-time experience that I nev-er had.
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I'm meeting Big for lunch and I didn't think you'd approve.That's not karma, that's statutory rape.
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You're meeting Big?Here, here.
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He called.Come on.
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He sounded upset and needs to talk.What's up?
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Since when does Big talk?Across town, Charlotte was getting a mes-sage of her own.
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What does that mean?Wake up.
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He's upset about Natasha leaving... I'm not holding your hand through this again.You had a nightmare.
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I'm not asking you to hold anything.You're Al wet.
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We're just having lunch.Later that week, my knee still hurting from my trip down the stairs, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
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It's a huge mistake.Ralph Lauren, Natasha's desk.
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It's not a huge mistake, it's lunch.I'd like to speak to Natasha, please.
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How many more times are you gonna go through this? He is bad for you.It's Carrie Bradshaw calling.
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Every time you get near him you turn into this Pathetic, needy victim.What's this regarding?
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What pisses me off is that you are more than willing to go back for more.It's personal.
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I am not going back for more and I can't even believe... I can't believe you would say that to me.Hold.
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If you start up with Big again... I am not starting up with Big again.I didn't know how to tell an assistant it was of cosmic significance.
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If you do, I don't wanna know anything about it.She's in a meeting.
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No calls. No crying.I'll hold.
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Are you gonna cut me out of your life like you did to Steve?I don't mean to be rude, but you'll be holding forever.
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What?ok then, I'll hold forever.
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The first sign of any little weakness and you just write people off.This wasn't gonna be easy.
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My God, Miranda.I had tough karma to overcome.
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You are so judgmental.The next week, Charlotte flirted with her own karma.
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You can say I'm Pathetic and needy and I can't say anything to you?Where did you get such a green thumb?
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Everybody is not as tough as you, Miranda.Runs in the family. We're gardeners for three generations.
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People... Some of us make mistakes.What a wonderful tradition.
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That's just perfect.I'm Charlotte, by the way. Trey's wife.
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Walk away.I know. I'm Burt.
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It's all my fault.These roses are so beautiful.
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Right there, next to the two for $5 bin, Miran-da and I had our first big fight.What kind are they?
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'You have no messages.'A special hybrid of American Beauty.
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I thought by the time I got home, she'd have left an apology.They're very fragrant.
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I was gonna call her, but wasn't quite sure what to say.Charlotte's karma flirted back in a most un-expected way.
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or whose fault it really was.Samantha was working out some karmic is-sues of her own.
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And at the exact same moment across town,I came over to apologize for all those calls.
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Miranda was preparing to make the call she'd been dreading all day.Thank you.
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'Shanghai Garden.Anything else?
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